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Everybody loves somebody sometimes...

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Jashi shippers vs. Anti-Jashi shippers rn

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hey we could make a religion outta this

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Awkward "Train" Moment With Your SO

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The High Priestess: Fuck the samurai

Ashi: I'm tryin

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J x A

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me, pounding on genndy tartakovsky's door: JUST BECAUSE TWO PEOPLE OF THE OPPOSITE SEX SPEND TIME TOGETHER DOES NOT MEAN THEY HAVE TO BE IN A RELATIONSHIP

y'all, crawling out of the dirt like goddamn cicadas: Heh....are you perhaps....le triggered by this? ;) Sorry that our show doesn't subscribe to your...how you say....gay SJW propaganda. ;) Furthermore, I detect that had this been a homosexual relationship rather than a heterosexual one, you would be celebrating with your "Tumblrina" friends, am I right? ;) Checkmate, heterophobe. ;)

me, with a can of raid in each hand: FOOLS THAT YOU ARE, YOU NEGLECTED TO CONSIDER THAT JACK IS A GROWN-ASS MAN AND ASHI IS AT BEST IN HER EARLY TWENTIES, AND AT WORST HER MID-TEENS. NOT ONLY HAVE THE TWO ONLY KNOWN OF EACH OTHER'S EXISTENCE FOR WEEKS AT MOST AND DAYS AT LEAST, BUT ASHI HAS ONLY BEEN FREED OF HER BRAINWASHING FOR ABOUT HALF OF THAT TIME. WITH ASHI HAVING THE EMOTIONAL AND MENTAL MATURITY OF A TODDLER AT THIS POINT, THIS BRINGS YET ANOTHER IMBALANCE AGAINST HER INTO THE RELATIONSHIP. IT REEKS OF THE AGE-OLD MALE POWER FANTASY IN WHICH NAIVE YOUNG WOMEN KNOWING NOTHING OF THE WORLD FALL IN LOVE WITH THE FIRST MAN THEY MEET SIMPLY BECAUSE HE WAS ABLE TO EXPLAIN THE WORLD TO THEM. NOW, THIS IS NOT TO SAY THAT JACK AS A CHARACTER IS A BAD PERSON AND THAT HE WOULD TAKE ADVANTAGE OF HER, BUT THE WRITING OF THIS RELATIONSHIP IS AN INHERENTLY IMBALANCED. AND IF WE'RE GOING TO ENTERTAIN WHAT MIGHT HAVE BEEN HAD THIS BEEN A RELATIONSHIP BETWEEN TWO MEN, ALL OF Y'ALL WOULD BE BENDING OVER BACKWARDS TO DEMAND "PROOF" OF WHEN THIS RELATIONSHIP COULD HAVE POSSIBLY DEVELOPED, CALLING IT RUSHED AND UNREALISTIC AND UNHEALTHY--AND RIGHTLY SO, BECAUSE THIS RELATIONSHIP IS ALL THOSE THINGS, BUT BECAUSE IT'S A MALE AND A FEMALE, YOU REFUSE TO SEE PAST YOUR SHIPPING GOGGLES AND THINK.

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The latest episode of Samurai Jack. XCIX.

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ok ok ok look-

You've all forgotten something.

Samurai Jack Season 5 is not a reboot.

It is a continuation.

This is why certain things that would be changed in today's society really aren't. Think about it! In the 2000s if the series continued, Jashi would be simply looked over without the fandom getting itself torn in half. Besides, Genndy would have had this spread out, and it wouldn't even have happened. Ten episodes that have to condense plots that are entire SEASONS is an impressive feat.

Remember that. And one more thing-

"Straights" do not get everything. Though progress is slow, anyone who isn't straight are becoming normalised in public! What the hell happened to #lovewins ? You can have whatever you want. But maybe you should have fed the creators of the content you want; say, a year or so before they produce an episode? Consider the development time of a 24 minute long animation. We cannot bend reality.

Get that in your head before you bombard any of the Samurai Jack team's twitter pages, or any social media with "JASHI SHOULD NOT EXIST, IT'S PEDOPHILIC, EWW I HATE YOU", okay? Opinions will get you nothing but discourse.

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When you meant to go to an anime convention, but you got lost on the drive there, came to the wrong convention center, and end up at a furry con instead.

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This is sure to be a rather divisive episode of Samurai Jack. You could cut the sexual tension with a... well, with a sword obviously. While I'm not at all fond of this development whatsoever, I had a blast with the sheer absurdity of the over-the-top sexual metaphors contained in this episode.

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Now: Naruto Shippuden

Next: Samurai Jack

Later: Gemusetto: Machu Picchu

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Imagine Ashi Trying To Be Sexy for Jack

Ashi: There is a big sale going on rn. Jack: Where?? Ashi: In my room. Clothes are 100% off.

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Samurai Jack episode 8 thoughts and spoilers (Not Positive)

Honestly? I'm shocked and really, really upset. And not really because of Jashi becoming canon. I'm a little upset at that, but not overly so. No, I'm angry that they waited until the third to the last fucking episode to introduce a romantic plot line. Like. Looking back on the other episodes, there is an argument to be made that they were going to become a couple. I get that. But like. To wait and put the blushing and the hand holding and the crush stage and all of the OBVIOUS signs of a romantic relationship in the same episode that they get together is just like. And you all gotta understand, I'm just really, really tired of the last minute heterosexual bullshit. The, "oh wait, he needs a beautiful woman to stand beside him." Like????? I fucking love Ashi, but while Jack looked like a 40 year old man, they were just friends, arguably in a student-mentor relationship. Which was amazing. Which is what I wanted for Jack (who hasn't shown any fucking interest in women up until this point). And now that he looks 20 again, then it's fine??? And now there's a forced romance at the end of a long-anticipated end to a tv show that means a lot to me and which I love and I'm just. Really mad that they did this. (Please don't reply to this saying that I'm wrong for feeling this way. Please just let me be upset).

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Ashi

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me right now

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YO, fuck a love interest Ashi needs a dad. And a new mom but mostly a dad. This came out of left field.

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Samurai Jack: XCIX Review

Hey guys Kris here and JASHI SHIPPERS REJOICE, looks like you guys won. This is going to be a rather short review so let's get right to it.

So with the exception of Jashi this was a primarily filler episode which is rather odd considering there's only two more episodes left of the series. Now I'm not one to hate on filler episodes as long as they are still fun and though this episode had its fun moments I did find it rather out of place for this season. It fits more with the original run of Samurai Jack which was episodic with only one on going goal, Jack trying to get back to the past.

My issue with this episode being in this season is that this whole season felt like one long continuous story. It feels out of place, especially considering how big last week's episode was, I was kinda hoping Jack and Ashi will finally meet up with The Scottsman and his daughter army by now and make plans on how to take down Aku, but no, we get them fighting leeches instead.

Now to address the COLOSSAL size elephant in the room, I already know there's going to be a huge conflict within the fandom, especially on tumblr, with Jashi being canon. Like I said before, I personally prefer for Jack and Ashi to have a more mentor and student relationship rather than a romantic one. I felt it was a bit too quick for them being romantically into one another, especially for Ashi since she still rather niave. Now that is my opinion, if you ship Jashi than that's alright, I'm glad your happy I really am and I will NEVER antagonize anyone over a ship. Shipping is supposed to be for fun, so why get harass someone over something so petty as pairing two fictional characters together.

Now I heard because of Jashi and because of this episode being rather fillery they are willing to drop the show and to that I have to say...

It's okay to have different opinions, and it's okay to not agree with some of the things in your favorite shows, but quitting because of a ship and/or one mediocre episode seems a bit extreme, especially considering how close we are to the finale, but hey its your choice. Me, I'm still pumped up for the next episode and can't wait for next week, considering this being the only episode this season that I felt was just meh, that's an accomplishment.

So that's all I gotta say, I thought this was a alright episode, I did find the awkward banter between Jack and Ashi funny but overall I thought this episode felt a bit too fillery for me and like I said before I'm not completely with them being romantically involved with one another but it dosen't bother me too much. And by the looks of it I'm going to have to avoid the Samurai Jack tumblr blog for a while because I can just feel all the toxic comments about come out so see you guys next week, PEACE :)

WATCH OUT!

P.S. What the Samurai Jack tumblr blog most likely going to be like for a while.

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